Meet the bossy blonde behind Total Ear Hygiene: Ryland, a registered nurse who’s as sharp-tongued as she is compassionate. Yes, you read that right—she can be downright sarcastic, but don’t worry; she’ll still treat your ears with the utmost care.
Though she aspires to cultivate a reputation reminiscent of Anna Wintour (think “The Devil Wears Prada”), this is a tad challenging when her work attire consists of scrubs. While she might insist that you ignore the Google reviews claiming she’s friendly, and try to convince you she’s fearless, now that you’ve read this, you’ll know the truth: she’s actually extremely sensitive, with empathy to spare. Don’t let her height and superb RBF intimidate you.
With a background in emergency and general practice nursing, Ryland has seen a lot and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Our sassy ear aficionado has been cleaning ears since 2017, starting as more of a part-time hobby before wholeheartedly committing to turning Total Ear Hygiene into a full-time business.
Don’t let her cool exterior fool you; underneath it all, she’s dedicated to being the absolute best at what she does. Why? Because she cares about her work, and that level of dedication shines through in every appointment.
TEH team in April 2024 after a brief hiatus from nursing to welcome her handsome son.
Ryland and Tayla first worked together in Mackay in 2020, in the fast-paced emergency department. They parted ways when Tayla headed north to Cairns, but they remained firm friends. When Ryland discovered that Tayla had moved back to Brisbane, she was quick to offer her a position.
Tayla’s professionalism, intelligence, drive, and sense of fun are all reasons we absolutely had to have her!
Now, with her expertise in emergency nursing complemented by specialized training in ear care under Ryland’s guidance, Tayla is poised to make a lasting impact on the world of ear cleaning. Safety remains her top priority, and she approaches each appointment with the same level of care and precision she brought to the emergency room.
Meet Paris – Our Kiwi Cat Mama & Ear Enthusiast
Paris might be a new graduate, but don’t let that fool you—she’s already been working in healthcare for several years, sharpening her skills and preparing for her true calling: tackling earwax with precision and care. Hailing from New Zealand, Paris brings a mix of clinical skills, fresh enthusiasm, and the kind of determination that only a devoted cat mom can muster.
She’s survived Ryland’s rigorous training (no small feat) and is already doing a fantastic job. So, if you find yourself in her chair, rest assured—your ears are in the capable hands of a highly trained professional who’s more than ready to handle whatever waxy situation you throw at her.
Meet Michalia – The Legend Behind Michael-Ear
Some people dream of being a doctor. Others dream of winning the lottery. Michalia? She dreamed of becoming a giant ear.
Working in hospitality by day and gym-crushing by night, Michalia had a vision—Total Ear Hygiene needed a mascot. And not just any mascot… a giant ear. When she casually mentioned that she would love to wear it, Ryland did the only logical thing: spent an absurd amount of money bringing Michael-Ear to life.
Now, Michalia fearlessly dons the oversized ear suit, delighting (or mildly unsettling) the public wherever she goes. With biceps that could probably crack a walnut, she’s not just the heart and soul of our mascot game—she’s also proof that lifting weights and lifting spirits can go hand in hand.