It’s a momentous occasion here at Total Ear Hygiene as we bid farewell to none other than Gerard, the man who’s been cleaning ears from his garage since the dawn of time (or at least since 2014). While his retirement may come as a surprise to some, those who know Gerard best will tell you it’s been a long time coming.
From his trusty garage setup to his fondness for beer, he’s always marched to the beat of his own drum. Sure, he may be a bit rough around the edges, but beneath it all beats the heart of a truly nice man.
Despite his laid-back demeanor, Gerard’s commitment to ear care has never wavered. Whether he was lounging in his garage or sipping on a cold one, he always made time for his clients, treating each ear with the care and attention it deserved. His gentle touch and friendly banter made him a favorite among our loyal clientele, and his absence from the clinic will be missed.
So, here’s to you, Gerard. Thank you for your years of service, your dedication to ear hygiene, and your unwavering commitment to being your unapologetically lazy, yet undeniably nice self. May your retirement be filled with relaxation, good company, and just the right amount of drinks.
And don’t worry, Ryland still bosses him about most days, only now she nags at him about non-work related things and he is very grateful. At least he’d better be.
